I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
hello guys. this is probably going to be the last post that I’ll make for a while. Tomorrow i am going to see Ashley, and then I’m going to Cambridge for the interviews on Wednesday. I hope I’ll like it- I’m sure I will. But, yes, this is just a courteous notice
and a plea for good luck
its almost 2014 and every now and then i still forget that its not 2012 anymore
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.
however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS
Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
- 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!
For other veggies, I recommend green onion (scallion), bean sprouts, water chesnuts, and/or peas! Green onion is greeeaaaaaat!!!
Je m'appelle Bethan, et je suis moi :) I'm also a horcux, but I don't know how to say that in French... I would really like you to meet my friend Bert, and if you're curious here is some info about me :)|
But forget me, here are some people that I would like you to see, and hhhhhhere are my stalkers :3
HERE, HAVE SOME #CAKE